Today is my birthday, and for that reason (like I...
Oh my sweet dream catcher won’t you steal my...
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will...
Many times I’ve been told Speak your...
When the mornings are warm and the valleys are...
if i was a painter i’d put you down in...
I walk to the borders on my own To fall in the...
New Girl (aka, IM IN LOVE)
Schmidt: I'll, I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandolf, through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... Okay, first of all, lets take the Lord of the Ring references and put them in a deep dark cave. Where no ones going to find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagol. *whispering* He lives in a cave.
Sisterly... something or other
Jen: My neverending cries.... can I tell you something that someone blogged? It's about SPN but it breaks my heart.
Me: I guess.
Jen: They're in the Impala and Dean says, "Bitch." And Sam says, "What did you call me a bitch for?" And Dean is like -extremely sad look- "You're supposed to say Jerk...." looks away, "Nevermind." =[ I for serious almost cried. My eyes are watery.
Me: You're retarded.
Jen: Okay but what if you said that to me, since that's our thing too, but I was soulless and I genuinely didn't remember that was such a huge part of our relationship? You get sad NOW when I say it. WHAT IF I DIDN'T HAVE A SOUL? WHAT IF I DIDN'T REMEMBER?
Me: .............................I think you're taking this a little too far.
Jen: No. I'm not. You're not taking it far enough.
I broke her favourite record.
followtheratshome: I broke her favourite record over one knee I swore and screamed and pleaded, why me After all was done I melted beneath Hidden for days I was guilty There was nothing to say And not much to do So I burnt a hole In my favourite suit I watched it go up And then threw on the letters After that finished I was feeling better Then came the part When I began to forget All the...
Daveena: We're you crying? Why are your eyes red?
Me: Ill tell you about it tomorrow.
Daveena: Do I have to kill someone?
Daveena: Can I kill someone anyway?
Jen: You know what I just got a craving for?
Me: Umm, let me guess, something you can eat?
Jen: Well, kinda, Misha Collins.
Me: ... Im putting that on Tumblr